Friday, September 6, 2013

087 : Remember that one time I met porn stars at work and we became friends?

So, I was taking a shit ton of clearance items back to the clearance section and I saw the most glorious electric wheel chair (scooter) I had ever seen. Because I'm super classy and always professional, I exclaimed, "Holy shit, that is the most glorious wheelchair I have ever seen...I mean scooter, or whatever it's called." Y'all it was painted like a watermelon. Oh, and the other one was all studded up like the greatest 80's denim vest you have ever seen. I wanted to take pictures, but my phone/camera was tucked away in my bra where it couldn't be considered. (I mean that, I hide that shit where no one can talk about it, even if they know it's there.)

What followed was the best fucking conversation with the two coolest girls I have ever met. There was a lot of talk about Health At Every Size, because...well because we were talking about the plus size options that my job company carries online but doesn't carry in the store and that just snow balled until they were talking about how they make more money than the average person and spend more money than the average person, so I had to ask what they do...

PORN

Yup. Fucking porn. Softcore, SSBBW stuff, but porn. They were so awesome about it and I kind of thought I had tumbld the one before, and we kept talking until I finally excused myself to finish putting away some fucking clearance. I begged them to become my real friend if I went home and found them on the interwebs and they said they need more local friends anyway. So, I really hope that happens and they don't mind my total spazz out.

But as I was leaving work, I found them outside and I finally got a picture of the watermelon scooter! And I didn't photograph the other one, because I thought I was keeping them from their real lives and because I was still freaking out about how awesome it was to meet them.

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And now, all the places you can find them:

In other news, there was a spectacular sunset tonight...

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And that was my day!

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